Happy New Year

Saturday, January 1st, 2005 at 0012

This is a recorded announcement.

Happy new year and all that, I’m sure it will be just fabulous.

It is not yet 2005 in Jamaica, or other places. Really it’s not “2005” at all, but humans can’t cope without time, so we’ll keep pretending anyway.

Err, hope it’s great and all that.
*click*

End of pre-recorded message.

One Comment for “Happy New Year”

  1. Em xx Said this on

    Mmm, so you,in essence subscribe to the theory that time, in itself, is merely an abstract concept and provides little of intrinsic value. Fascinating.

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